whenever Grantaire is likened to a “Nice Guy” I honestly start cackling
“Nice Guys” do favours for their object of affection, and then expect sex in return
R is pretty much physically incapable of expecting sex from Enjolras if sex was even on the cards he would have fainted and then wept for an hour upon waking up
Headcanon that Grantaire has huge ears that stick way the fuck out, and he’s hated it his whole life, and tries to grow out his messy, curly, nonsensical hair to cover them up, but that really only emphasizes them, and he hates it but now it’s like his ~thing~ and all his friends like his giant fucking ears, so he leaves his hair at a stupid length and lets his ears stick out like billboards, and besides, it’s really only one more little part of himself to despise.
*strums guitar* i feel excluded from everything but it’s mostly my fault because i distance myself because i think i’m annoying *strums guitar*
grantaire being passionate about literature (◡‿◡✿)
grantaire getting flushed and bright-eyed as he discusses slaughterhouse-five’s exploration of the concept of free will (◕‿◕✿)
enjolras baiting grantaire with badly concocted arguments about vonnegut’s impact on society because articulate!grantaire is the biggest turn on in the world (⊙‿⊙✿)
Headcanon that R is a massive Beatles fan.
i feel like bahorel and grantaire are the type of assholes that bake at 4 in the morning while drunk off their asses and whatever they make always tastes fucking awesome so no one bothers to stop them even though bossuet nearly has a heart attack every time they do it because “something is going to catch on fire and it will most likely be me”
#Les Miserables #rash waistcoats #unaccepted pylades #eagle of meaux #OMG YES #THEY WOULD #AND UNLIKE ENJOLRAS AND FEUILLY WHO MANAGE TO MESS UP ANYTHING RELATED TO FOOD WHILE SOBER
(tags by citoyennecombeferre, who totes has the best tags always)
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yes. ‘Cooking with les Amis’ - Combeferre explains everything nicely, because he has such a professor voice. Enjolras and Feuilly were supposed to demonstrate what to do, Bahorel and R were supposed to demonstrate what not to do; but it turned around pretty fast and now it’s the most watched cooking/accidental comedy show of the network.
(Jehan composed the theme and took care of the décor, which only adds to the comedy aspect. Courfeyrac and Bossuet test the food, and Joly treats the food poisoning that ensue.)
Grantaire’s secret is adding lots of booze to everything. But the RIGHT booze.
Bahorel’s is Actually Knowing How To Cook, because he figured out early on that there’s a whole lot no one expects him to be able to do, and there’s betting money to be made if they’re wrong. Someday, someone is going to assume he doesn’t know lacemaking, and he will shark them blind.
i’m not made of sugar spice and everything nice
i’m made of bitterness alcohol and horniness
